I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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