If i come over, it means nothing
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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