The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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