did you get engaged???
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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