I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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