Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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