: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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