I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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