Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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