while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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