I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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