you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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