What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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