i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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