Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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