was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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