he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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