btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
