That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I will pee on everything he values.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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