I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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