Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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