she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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