no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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