His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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