Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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