My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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