i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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