Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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