About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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