Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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