no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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