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say what?
wanna hang out?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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