I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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