I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I deserve this hangover.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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