Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
