i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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