quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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