i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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