what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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