Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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