well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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