I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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