Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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