doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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