Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My dick has a subreddit
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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