so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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