she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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