Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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