His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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