I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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