You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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