He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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