Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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