Can Purell be used as lube?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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a search helicopter?!
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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