His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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