Whod you bang
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Come on in and take your pants off
So. Much. Porn.
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